For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

My Hero



I wonder if the girl who wore this was wearing this during an attack. But how would that be possible if it said that on it?

Toga! Toga! Toga!



She definitely has that look like "oh yeah, I look bitchin' in this shower curtain."

Friday, August 27, 2010

Cardigan Mess


While on my search for the perfect cardigan, I came across this "Mock Two Piece Cardigan". Yes, all of that is one piece. You can also button it up!


Would you look at that! How novel!


Monday, August 16, 2010

Thanks, Katie!

Another submission post from the inbox, here are Katie's submissions:



When Granny is too lazy to crochet you your yearly Christmas vests, she comes to Forever 21.

I like to pretend that I'm part of the Flinstones, too!

I can't imagine what would happen if you untied the strings at the shoulders.

When you can't decide on if you want to wear a shirt or a poncho, look no further than the Shirtcho!

Not all of us are Raggedy Ann. :(

...Yeah.

If you have to wear a shirt that says this, then you probably aren't gorgeous and are instead overcompensating.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

WHY, GOD?



I just dove into the lowest level of Forever 21 hell, and that is the kid's clothing section. It's like I'm being slapped repeatedly across the face. Why do you do this, Forever 21? WHY? Sassy shirts shouldn't exist.

Twisting and Shouting



This is another addition to Forever 21's Twist line. The theme is supposed to be collegiate or something. Anyway, I'm trying to figure out why Forever 21 decided to put random girl's names on this cardigan and if they expected anyone to buy it. Maybe one of the guys in the design department made it for himself to wear to show off the various names of girls he bedded, and not for anyone else.


Um, Forever 21, would you mind telling me what this drawing is of, exactly? I know it's supposed to be a face, but the extra line on the nose is seriously bugging me. Why did you put it there? And why is it making my eyesight go blurry?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I Feel Accomplished

Guess what, everybody? Forever 21 blocked me on their Fan Page on Facebook. Have they caught on to this blog? Who knows. But it makes me even more motivated to post ugly shit from their store like this:

Look, how high fashion! You put two ruffle-y headbands on your shoulders! Good for you, Forever 21.


And so continues Forever 21's quest to put ruffles on E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.


This reminds me of when I was in 5th grade and wore such sassy shirts as "Boys Are Smelly, Throw Rocks At Them" and "I'm Not Listening". Then I realized how crazy and dumb I looked and stopped.


How many times must you point to the vagina in your clothes, Forever 21? And how many times have I mentioned vagina on this blog because of it? COME ON.


Just a helpful suggestion: maybe you shouldn't wear this shirt out in public. It might give you the wrong kind of attention... unless you like that kind of thing. I'm not gonna judge.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Hello

The reason why I post so sporadically is because all of the Ugly Shit that Forever 21 has in their "New Arrivals" section are basically the same structure as most of the posts on here. I do check the New Arrivals every week, but it's so hard to find new ugly shit when most of it has been posted already!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Antique



I know what you're going for, Forever 21, but unfortunately those women in the time period you are shooting for would be considered extreme hussies. Oh my, her ankles are showing! And her shoulders! Oh me, oh my!