For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Adam's Apple

Nice...neck you've got there? Yeah, I'll go with that. Nice neck you've got there.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Pregnant for the Last Time

When your clothes make even the skinny model look 8 months pregnant, you know you've got a problem.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Trophy Girlfriend

What kind of self-respecting woman would wear this? Because being a trophy to your boyfriend is some sort of amazing goal. Wonderful.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Living in the Desert

Can you believe the cameltoe on this poor model? Holy crap.

Monday, September 13, 2010


Would you look at that! Matadors shop at Forever 21, too!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Mom Leggings

Mom, it's the 21st Century! It's not the 80's anymore! Stop it! You're embarrassing me!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Wrong Flag

This can't possibly be a mistake, can it? Perhaps the blue in the France flag just LOOKS green, right? No. Let's look at the description:
"A super soft tank with "J'aime Paris" inside a green, white, and red heart shape."

Which flag could this possibly be?

Yes, Italy's flag. Great job, Forever 21. Last time I checked, Paris wasn't in Italy.