For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Hammer Pants

Forever 21, single handedly keeping harem pants alive by a thread.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

So Many Questions

Why would you wear this, let alone WANT to wear this? I can only imagine what it's like walking around with this t-shirt on. I guess one could wear this ironically in Beverly Hills, but if you're so broke it's an expensive troll. Why not save the $10.90 towards your bills?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Gothic Home Ec

Wednesday Addams needs more Home Ec classes so that she will learn that one sheet of one fabric with no shape isn't attractive.

Winter Princess

Talk about practical!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Walken In a Winter Wonderland

I am a winter princess! I will wear wooly mammoth fur on my feet! You will like it!

Cropped Sweater Top

This is very practical for winter. In fact, I will wear this out in the snow and roll around in it for a while. I don't think I'll get frostbite, because my belly is fully covered.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

I Love the 90's

Oh man, Donna Martin is gonna be SO stoked to wear this to the raging party next week.

Pepto Bismol Nights

Congratulations, you're wearing what came out of my toilet after a particularly terrible night of food poisoning where the Pepto Bismol was rendered useless.

Tulle Nightmare

It is pretty much guaranteed that anything made by Twelve by Twelve will be ugly. Of course it is ~Exclusively Yours~, no one wants it!

Sunday, October 31, 2010

This is Not the 70's!

Sorry for the small picture, it seems Forever 21 didn't put the larger version of it in the previews because they KNOW it's hideous.


Not if I have a restraining order!

Wash Yo' Hair, Wash Yo' Face

Poor Nicole from America's Next Top Model looks like she hasn't bathed for days and has been wearing the same clothes due to illness and being bedridden. Get well soon, Nicole! I promise not to pour your Red Bulls down the sink.

Saturday, October 23, 2010


I'm pretty sure that's a tiger... and that shirt definitely can't be 21 feet long, unless the model is a giant.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Holy shit.

Madame Leota Wouldn't Even Wear This

I guess this would be a great thing to wear at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I'm sure since there's no windows and no doors, it would be okay to wear there and not be embarrassed.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Looks Like a Wooly Mammoth

These boots scared the crap out of me. Why? When I clicked "View All" on New Arrivals, they suddenly appeared out of nowhere. At this moment, the New Arrivals are being updated. It's like they KNOW I'm on their website. Scary boots.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Hanna Barbera

It's like Betty Rubble from the Flinstones decided to visit Judy Jetson from the Jetsons and decided to futuristically change her look.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Adam's Apple

Nice...neck you've got there? Yeah, I'll go with that. Nice neck you've got there.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Pregnant for the Last Time

When your clothes make even the skinny model look 8 months pregnant, you know you've got a problem.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Trophy Girlfriend

What kind of self-respecting woman would wear this? Because being a trophy to your boyfriend is some sort of amazing goal. Wonderful.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Living in the Desert

Can you believe the cameltoe on this poor model? Holy crap.

Monday, September 13, 2010


Would you look at that! Matadors shop at Forever 21, too!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Mom Leggings

Mom, it's the 21st Century! It's not the 80's anymore! Stop it! You're embarrassing me!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Wrong Flag

This can't possibly be a mistake, can it? Perhaps the blue in the France flag just LOOKS green, right? No. Let's look at the description:
"A super soft tank with "J'aime Paris" inside a green, white, and red heart shape."

Which flag could this possibly be?

Yes, Italy's flag. Great job, Forever 21. Last time I checked, Paris wasn't in Italy.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

My Hero

I wonder if the girl who wore this was wearing this during an attack. But how would that be possible if it said that on it?

Toga! Toga! Toga!

She definitely has that look like "oh yeah, I look bitchin' in this shower curtain."

Friday, August 27, 2010

Cardigan Mess

While on my search for the perfect cardigan, I came across this "Mock Two Piece Cardigan". Yes, all of that is one piece. You can also button it up!

Would you look at that! How novel!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Thanks, Katie!

Another submission post from the inbox, here are Katie's submissions:

When Granny is too lazy to crochet you your yearly Christmas vests, she comes to Forever 21.

I like to pretend that I'm part of the Flinstones, too!

I can't imagine what would happen if you untied the strings at the shoulders.

When you can't decide on if you want to wear a shirt or a poncho, look no further than the Shirtcho!

Not all of us are Raggedy Ann. :(


If you have to wear a shirt that says this, then you probably aren't gorgeous and are instead overcompensating.

Thursday, July 22, 2010


I just dove into the lowest level of Forever 21 hell, and that is the kid's clothing section. It's like I'm being slapped repeatedly across the face. Why do you do this, Forever 21? WHY? Sassy shirts shouldn't exist.