For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

~Forever 21 Twist~

Would you look at that, Forever 21 released their new segment of Forever 21 Twist today! Let's take a look.

Even the model is not amused by the ruched huge shoulders trend.

From Urban Dictionary:
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt."
Why not start early on the gunt culture? Thanks, Forever 21!

Exercise in Practicality

I like to play soccer in heels. It makes it so much easier.

Trampolining in sparkly jazz shoes? No problem!

Boxing in heels? There's no way I'll lose OR break an ankle!

I, too, enjoy lifting weights in heels and makeup.

I Just... Can't. I Can't Even Believe This


Oh my God... what's wrong with your eyes?

Seriously... what's wrong with your eyes? Too much Photoshop?

Hi, I'm Howard the Duck:

I tell you, being on the Forever 21 fanlist on Facebook never fails to bring me such joy and laughter. I love when Forever 21 tries to be high fashion but fails miserably. It warms my heart.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

This Will Be Hard To Pee In

Yes, those are leggings sewn into the skirt. LEGGINGS SEWN INTO THE SKIRT. Have we reached the apocalypse? Only time will tell. When the vagina dresses from Forever 21 all drop from the sky, we will certainly know when the world will end. I am building my vagina dress bunker right now, actually. I would advise you to do the same.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Interestingly enough, all of these clothes except the first one are on the website. Usually all of the F21 Twist collections don't just disappear. They usually go in the sale section, like a few items are at the moment. Did they realize it was ugly? Or was there backlash due to them capitalizing on a culture?

Oh look, Forever 21 put a huge price tag on my lazy Home Ec 101 dress that I made the day before. All I did was attach strings to a huge scarf! But why are they selling it for $32.80? It only cost me like, $2 to make. Come on, F21.

Girl, Interrupted

I'm imagining a girl running through the streets with wild, raggedy hair barefoot while screaming "I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM! I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM! I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM!". Be careful though, and don't get too close. She might rip your face off.

Monday, June 14, 2010


"Mirrors & Mesh Leggings
Our mesh leggings are for fashion daredevils. Their stretch fit leaves little to the imagination. The outer seam is decorated with a mix of grommets and tiny mirrors. Don't detract from their awesomeness, pair them with a basic tunic and get ready to turn heads."

"Their stretch fit leaves little to the imagination." You got that right, Forever 21!Originally $24.80, now $11.99!

Thanks, Maya B!

Of course, this is exclusively yours, Forever 21. No one makes this kind of crap and gets away with it like you.

Thanks, Sharon T!

I enjoy wearing my intestines outside of my body, too! Makes indigestion easier.


Hey, why are you wearing lettuce? Hey, don't run away from me! Come on, it was just a question! I just want to know why you would wear lettuce instead of eating it!