For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

So Many Questions

Why would you wear this, let alone WANT to wear this? I can only imagine what it's like walking around with this t-shirt on. I guess one could wear this ironically in Beverly Hills, but if you're so broke it's an expensive troll. Why not save the $10.90 towards your bills?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Gothic Home Ec

Wednesday Addams needs more Home Ec classes so that she will learn that one sheet of one fabric with no shape isn't attractive.

Winter Princess

Talk about practical!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Walken In a Winter Wonderland

I am a winter princess! I will wear wooly mammoth fur on my feet! You will like it!

Cropped Sweater Top

This is very practical for winter. In fact, I will wear this out in the snow and roll around in it for a while. I don't think I'll get frostbite, because my belly is fully covered.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

I Love the 90's

Oh man, Donna Martin is gonna be SO stoked to wear this to the raging party next week.

Pepto Bismol Nights

Congratulations, you're wearing what came out of my toilet after a particularly terrible night of food poisoning where the Pepto Bismol was rendered useless.

Tulle Nightmare

It is pretty much guaranteed that anything made by Twelve by Twelve will be ugly. Of course it is ~Exclusively Yours~, no one wants it!