For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Thursday, July 22, 2010


I just dove into the lowest level of Forever 21 hell, and that is the kid's clothing section. It's like I'm being slapped repeatedly across the face. Why do you do this, Forever 21? WHY? Sassy shirts shouldn't exist.

Twisting and Shouting

This is another addition to Forever 21's Twist line. The theme is supposed to be collegiate or something. Anyway, I'm trying to figure out why Forever 21 decided to put random girl's names on this cardigan and if they expected anyone to buy it. Maybe one of the guys in the design department made it for himself to wear to show off the various names of girls he bedded, and not for anyone else.

Um, Forever 21, would you mind telling me what this drawing is of, exactly? I know it's supposed to be a face, but the extra line on the nose is seriously bugging me. Why did you put it there? And why is it making my eyesight go blurry?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I Feel Accomplished

Guess what, everybody? Forever 21 blocked me on their Fan Page on Facebook. Have they caught on to this blog? Who knows. But it makes me even more motivated to post ugly shit from their store like this:

Look, how high fashion! You put two ruffle-y headbands on your shoulders! Good for you, Forever 21.

And so continues Forever 21's quest to put ruffles on E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

This reminds me of when I was in 5th grade and wore such sassy shirts as "Boys Are Smelly, Throw Rocks At Them" and "I'm Not Listening". Then I realized how crazy and dumb I looked and stopped.

How many times must you point to the vagina in your clothes, Forever 21? And how many times have I mentioned vagina on this blog because of it? COME ON.

Just a helpful suggestion: maybe you shouldn't wear this shirt out in public. It might give you the wrong kind of attention... unless you like that kind of thing. I'm not gonna judge.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010


The reason why I post so sporadically is because all of the Ugly Shit that Forever 21 has in their "New Arrivals" section are basically the same structure as most of the posts on here. I do check the New Arrivals every week, but it's so hard to find new ugly shit when most of it has been posted already!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010


I know what you're going for, Forever 21, but unfortunately those women in the time period you are shooting for would be considered extreme hussies. Oh my, her ankles are showing! And her shoulders! Oh me, oh my!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Forever 21 Maternity

"According to a scoop from, Forever 21’s maternity line is sold exclusively in cities across California, Texas, Alaska, Arizona, and Utah — the states with the highest teen pregnancy rates."

Oh Lord.