Oh look, Forever 21 put a huge price tag on my lazy Home Ec 101 dress that I made the day before. All I did was attach strings to a huge scarf! But why are they selling it for $32.80? It only cost me like, $2 to make. Come on, F21.

Girl, Interrupted

I'm imagining a girl running through the streets with wild, raggedy hair barefoot while screaming "I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM! I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM! I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM!". Be careful though, and don't get too close. She might rip your face off.

Why?

"Mirrors & Mesh Leggings
Our mesh leggings are for fashion daredevils. Their stretch fit leaves little to the imagination. The outer seam is decorated with a mix of grommets and tiny mirrors. Don't detract from their awesomeness, pair them with a basic tunic and get ready to turn heads."

"Their stretch fit leaves little to the imagination." You got that right, Forever 21!Originally $24.80, now $11.99!

Thanks, Maya B!

Of course, this is exclusively yours, Forever 21. No one makes this kind of crap and gets away with it like you.

Thanks, Sharon T!

I enjoy wearing my intestines outside of my body, too! Makes indigestion easier.

Gross

Hey, why are you wearing lettuce? Hey, don't run away from me! Come on, it was just a question! I just want to know why you would wear lettuce instead of eating it!

WHAT

WHAT IN THE DICKENS IS GOING ON HERE, FOREVER 21???

OUCH! MY KNEE!

Impractical, unless you enjoy tripping and falling every 5 minutes.

Tarzan

Wow, I see that Forever 21 now caters to those in the jungle. Now Jane doesn't have to wear leaves any more!

I'm sorry, but this is inappropriate for the Air Force, miss. We don't accept ruffles in this here establishment.