Looks like something Cher would wear:

No Harem for Me, Please

Hammer Pants

Forever 21, single handedly keeping harem pants alive by a thread.

So Many Questions

Why would you wear this, let alone WANT to wear this? I can only imagine what it's like walking around with this t-shirt on. I guess one could wear this ironically in Beverly Hills, but if you're so broke it's an expensive troll. Why not save the $10.90 towards your bills?

Gothic Home Ec

Wednesday Addams needs more Home Ec classes so that she will learn that one sheet of one fabric with no shape isn't attractive.

Winter Princess

Talk about practical!

Walken In a Winter Wonderland

I am a winter princess! I will wear wooly mammoth fur on my feet! You will like it!

Cropped Sweater Top

This is very practical for winter. In fact, I will wear this out in the snow and roll around in it for a while. I don't think I'll get frostbite, because my belly is fully covered.

Twelve By Twelve is Shit

Oh... I see...

I Love the 90's

Oh man, Donna Martin is gonna be SO stoked to wear this to the raging party next week.

Pepto Bismol Nights

Congratulations, you're wearing what came out of my toilet after a particularly terrible night of food poisoning where the Pepto Bismol was rendered useless.

Tulle Nightmare

It is pretty much guaranteed that anything made by Twelve by Twelve will be ugly. Of course it is ~Exclusively Yours~, no one wants it!

This is Not the 70's!

Sorry for the small picture, it seems Forever 21 didn't put the larger version of it in the previews because they KNOW it's hideous.

Stalker

Not if I have a restraining order!

Wash Yo' Hair, Wash Yo' Face

Poor Nicole from America's Next Top Model looks like she hasn't bathed for days and has been wearing the same clothes due to illness and being bedridden. Get well soon, Nicole! I promise not to pour your Red Bulls down the sink.

LION

I'm pretty sure that's a tiger... and that shirt definitely can't be 21 feet long, unless the model is a giant.

Holy shit.

Madame Leota Wouldn't Even Wear This

I guess this would be a great thing to wear at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I'm sure since there's no windows and no doors, it would be okay to wear there and not be embarrassed.

When Will It End?

Bubble hems: scum of the fashion world.

Looks Like a Wooly Mammoth

These boots scared the crap out of me. Why? When I clicked "View All" on New Arrivals, they suddenly appeared out of nowhere. At this moment, the New Arrivals are being updated. It's like they KNOW I'm on their website. Scary boots.

Nice Outfit

Totally LookBook material.

Too Much Craftiness

Grandma, stop! I mean it! I don't want this even if it's Chanel!

Hanna Barbera

It's like Betty Rubble from the Flinstones decided to visit Judy Jetson from the Jetsons and decided to futuristically change her look.

Adam's Apple

Nice...neck you've got there? Yeah, I'll go with that. Nice neck you've got there.

Pregnant for the Last Time

When your clothes make even the skinny model look 8 months pregnant, you know you've got a problem.

Trophy Girlfriend

What kind of self-respecting woman would wear this? Because being a trophy to your boyfriend is some sort of amazing goal. Wonderful.

Living in the Desert

Can you believe the cameltoe on this poor model? Holy crap.

Bullfighting

Would you look at that! Matadors shop at Forever 21, too!

Mom Leggings

Mom, it's the 21st Century! It's not the 80's anymore! Stop it! You're embarrassing me!

A Whole New World

Like a hipster Jasmine from Aladdin.

Caught In a Net

What?

Wrong Flag

This can't possibly be a mistake, can it? Perhaps the blue in the France flag just LOOKS green, right? No. Let's look at the description:
"A super soft tank with "J'aime Paris" inside a green, white, and red heart shape."

Which flag could this possibly be?

Yes, Italy's flag. Great job, Forever 21. Last time I checked, Paris wasn't in Italy.

My Hero

I wonder if the girl who wore this was wearing this during an attack. But how would that be possible if it said that on it?

Toga! Toga! Toga!

She definitely has that look like "oh yeah, I look bitchin' in this shower curtain."

Cardigan Mess

While on my search for the perfect cardigan, I came across this "Mock Two Piece Cardigan". Yes, all of that is one piece. You can also button it up!


Would you look at that! How novel!

Thanks, Katie!

Another submission post from the inbox, here are Katie's submissions:



When Granny is too lazy to crochet you your yearly Christmas vests, she comes to Forever 21.

I like to pretend that I'm part of the Flinstones, too!

I can't imagine what would happen if you untied the strings at the shoulders.

When you can't decide on if you want to wear a shirt or a poncho, look no further than the Shirtcho!

Not all of us are Raggedy Ann. :(

...Yeah.

If you have to wear a shirt that says this, then you probably aren't gorgeous and are instead overcompensating.

WHY, GOD?

I just dove into the lowest level of Forever 21 hell, and that is the kid's clothing section. It's like I'm being slapped repeatedly across the face. Why do you do this, Forever 21? WHY? Sassy shirts shouldn't exist.