WHAT

WHAT IN THE DICKENS IS GOING ON HERE, FOREVER 21???

OUCH! MY KNEE!

Impractical, unless you enjoy tripping and falling every 5 minutes.

Tarzan

Wow, I see that Forever 21 now caters to those in the jungle. Now Jane doesn't have to wear leaves any more!

I'm sorry, but this is inappropriate for the Air Force, miss. We don't accept ruffles in this here establishment.

Salmon

I love sushi so much, I might just wear it!

Pap Smear

I think you might need to get that vaginal fungus checked out... it seems it has spread to OUTSIDE your dress as well.

By the way, this is a PROM DRESS. I can see your coochie, girl.

Hooray

Wow, I got my first hatemail from someone who emailed the submissions email! Let's see what they wrote:

"JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OR BODY TO WEAR IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS UGLY!!! GO TO THE GYM OR TAKE A NICE WALK AROUND THE BLOCK AND GET IN SHAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thank you for your commentary. You seem to have your capslock stuck. And just because I run this blog doesn't mean I'm fat, ugly, or have low self-esteem. It's because the clothes are fucking ugly.

OW! MY SPLEEN!

Hospital Ward chic.

Hey, this will be PERFECT for the Lilith Fair! Bring me some of that incense and throw me my Birkenstocks, let's jam!

What is this monstrosity?

Urnghhh urnggggh URRRNGH

(Translation: Hi, I'm a mime, and I like this blue mime costume.)