Holy shit.

Madame Leota Wouldn't Even Wear This

I guess this would be a great thing to wear at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I'm sure since there's no windows and no doors, it would be okay to wear there and not be embarrassed.

When Will It End?

Bubble hems: scum of the fashion world.

Looks Like a Wooly Mammoth

These boots scared the crap out of me. Why? When I clicked "View All" on New Arrivals, they suddenly appeared out of nowhere. At this moment, the New Arrivals are being updated. It's like they KNOW I'm on their website. Scary boots.

Nice Outfit

Totally LookBook material.

Too Much Craftiness

Grandma, stop! I mean it! I don't want this even if it's Chanel!

Hanna Barbera

It's like Betty Rubble from the Flinstones decided to visit Judy Jetson from the Jetsons and decided to futuristically change her look.

Adam's Apple

Nice...neck you've got there? Yeah, I'll go with that. Nice neck you've got there.

Pregnant for the Last Time

When your clothes make even the skinny model look 8 months pregnant, you know you've got a problem.

Trophy Girlfriend

What kind of self-respecting woman would wear this? Because being a trophy to your boyfriend is some sort of amazing goal. Wonderful.