For all those clothes you have to sift through like in an old and dirty thrift store to get to the good shit.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Ugh



Is there seriously that much demand for harem pants? Do people actually buy enough of these that Forever 21 cranks out uglier and uglier harem pants every week? I just don't get it.

More Supposed DIY Fail



Tie-Dye! Why not?



Let's just sew two silk scarves together with no sense of shape or style. I'm now a clothing designer.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Save Ferris



This skirt is something you'd see in the Take on Me music video, or even Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It reminds me of the 80's.

Jumpsuits



Stop trying to make the worst of the 70's happen, Forever 21.

Doilies



This is what they call "taking your grandma's old dusty embroidered thing that's usually on her recliner and using it for a ~fashion shoot~".

Challenge Accepted




Saturday, February 5, 2011

Mish-Mosh



What? I can't hear you over this loud pattern all over my body.

Friday, January 21, 2011

70's Aladdin



You like my pants?



How about my shirt? Stunning, right?

Monday, January 17, 2011

On the Fence



I don't know how I feel about these shorts. While my first instinct was to think they're ugly and look like something an infant would wear over their diapers, I also thought that perhaps it would look okay with the right styling, perhaps on a Lolita- light dresser. How do you feel about them?

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Not Ugly, But

I just saw this post on a blog called You Thought We Wouldn't Notice:
"In summer of 2009 I launched the blog for the LOVE of bikes and designed this logo for the site:

Someone familiar with my blog recently emailed me letting me know that Forever 21 is now selling this Tee with a knock off of - not only my logo design - BUT ALSO spelled out my site's name:



To top it off, I even sell my own shirts with my cute logo!"

This hasn't been the first time Forever 21 has blatantly ripped off designers' work.

Self-Deprecation



You've got that right, Forever 21! It's terrifying!

Monday, January 10, 2011

ANTM





You've got to wonder how these models feel when they have to wear these things.

Thursday, December 30, 2010



Looks like something Cher would wear:

Friday, December 3, 2010

Hammer Pants



Forever 21, single handedly keeping harem pants alive by a thread.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

So Many Questions



Why would you wear this, let alone WANT to wear this? I can only imagine what it's like walking around with this t-shirt on. I guess one could wear this ironically in Beverly Hills, but if you're so broke it's an expensive troll. Why not save the $10.90 towards your bills?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Gothic Home Ec



Wednesday Addams needs more Home Ec classes so that she will learn that one sheet of one fabric with no shape isn't attractive.

Winter Princess



Talk about practical!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Walken In a Winter Wonderland



I am a winter princess! I will wear wooly mammoth fur on my feet! You will like it!

Cropped Sweater Top



This is very practical for winter. In fact, I will wear this out in the snow and roll around in it for a while. I don't think I'll get frostbite, because my belly is fully covered.