This is Not the 70's!

Sorry for the small picture, it seems Forever 21 didn't put the larger version of it in the previews because they KNOW it's hideous.

Stalker

Not if I have a restraining order!

Wash Yo' Hair, Wash Yo' Face

Poor Nicole from America's Next Top Model looks like she hasn't bathed for days and has been wearing the same clothes due to illness and being bedridden. Get well soon, Nicole! I promise not to pour your Red Bulls down the sink.

LION

I'm pretty sure that's a tiger... and that shirt definitely can't be 21 feet long, unless the model is a giant.

Holy shit.

Madame Leota Wouldn't Even Wear This

I guess this would be a great thing to wear at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I'm sure since there's no windows and no doors, it would be okay to wear there and not be embarrassed.

When Will It End?

Bubble hems: scum of the fashion world.

Looks Like a Wooly Mammoth

These boots scared the crap out of me. Why? When I clicked "View All" on New Arrivals, they suddenly appeared out of nowhere. At this moment, the New Arrivals are being updated. It's like they KNOW I'm on their website. Scary boots.

Nice Outfit

Totally LookBook material.

Too Much Craftiness

Grandma, stop! I mean it! I don't want this even if it's Chanel!

Hanna Barbera

It's like Betty Rubble from the Flinstones decided to visit Judy Jetson from the Jetsons and decided to futuristically change her look.